Check out my Men

Sound intriguing??  Well i went into town to fill a prescription and get a hair cut.. I had to make my way down a block or two to one of my fav places to thrift..  I went in and made my way down the isle like i always do.. The little lady at the desk said.. Look how mean i have been.. I said What do you mean.. you been mean... She pointed.. I had walked right by these two Hunks and did not even see them..  She said i pinched their heads off.. I cracked up..  I said well how much for the damaged goods..  She said those are 5 each... I said hey handsome, wanna go home with me...  They did...   Because they heard i had the little lady at my house already..  I wonder.. Do you think these men would mind? IF i were to put a  bra on them and frou frou them up with some pink lace..   What ya thing..